Post by Vasiliskos on Mar 8, 2009 21:37:40 GMT -5
Well, I think we've all had 'em. They give out big assignments which are due at the end of the class period, and then they just distract you the whole time. If you want to bother them, or make them quit because the insults are so upsetting, try some of these tricks.
1. Knock things off of her desk when she is gone, or steal them.
2. When she is giving out instructions, make annoying noises. Example-
Teacher- Do this worksheet... and this one... and blah blah blah.
*After she finishes giving out the assignment instructions...
Kid- Uuuuuuhhhhh- hhhhuuuuuuhhhhh!
Teacher- Who did that?!
Kid- UUUUHHHHH- OOOHHH.
Teacher- Step outside to the hall! Right now!
Kid- NNNNNNUUUUUHHHHH- UUUUUUHHHH!
3. Put something rotten in her desk. (Rotten shrimp... xD)
4. Draw an ugly picture of her and let people put comments and insults AAAALLLLLLL OVER IT! Then put it on her desk or right on the chair, or simply somewhere that she will instantly find it.
Lori and I made these up. (But mostly m'self! Oh-ah-hoh ah- hoh!) My favorite is number four... it's guaranteed to make you laugh when the teacher reads it. Make sure to warp the tricks to fit your type of teacher, of course.
5. (NEW!!!) Get an ink pen, and take the cap off. See the part you write with that sticks out of the main part of the pen/ink tube? Pull it out. (This may be hard to do with your fingers, so try pulling it out with your teeth as an alternative to fingers.) You should now have three different parts. 1. The cap 2. The hallow "ink holder-holder"...? (Usually clear/transparent) 3. The actual ink holder with gooey ink inside!
Now, get the ink holder, and take the tip off. There should already be ink flowing/dripping out now that you've taken it off. Blow into the end of the ink holder where there is a pocket of air. Instantly, more ink comes out of the other end. Smear this magical ink all over the place, (desks, whiteboard, keyboard, chairs (to sit on!) and other places) and have fun. This is not as "safe" to do as the other tricks because a teacher can walk up from behind and find the mess... all on YOUR hands! BE CAREFUL!
1. Knock things off of her desk when she is gone, or steal them.
2. When she is giving out instructions, make annoying noises. Example-
Teacher- Do this worksheet... and this one... and blah blah blah.
*After she finishes giving out the assignment instructions...
Kid- Uuuuuuhhhhh- hhhhuuuuuuhhhhh!
Teacher- Who did that?!
Kid- UUUUHHHHH- OOOHHH.
Teacher- Step outside to the hall! Right now!
Kid- NNNNNNUUUUUHHHHH- UUUUUUHHHH!
3. Put something rotten in her desk. (Rotten shrimp... xD)
4. Draw an ugly picture of her and let people put comments and insults AAAALLLLLLL OVER IT! Then put it on her desk or right on the chair, or simply somewhere that she will instantly find it.
Lori and I made these up. (But mostly m'self! Oh-ah-hoh ah- hoh!) My favorite is number four... it's guaranteed to make you laugh when the teacher reads it. Make sure to warp the tricks to fit your type of teacher, of course.
5. (NEW!!!) Get an ink pen, and take the cap off. See the part you write with that sticks out of the main part of the pen/ink tube? Pull it out. (This may be hard to do with your fingers, so try pulling it out with your teeth as an alternative to fingers.) You should now have three different parts. 1. The cap 2. The hallow "ink holder-holder"...? (Usually clear/transparent) 3. The actual ink holder with gooey ink inside!
Now, get the ink holder, and take the tip off. There should already be ink flowing/dripping out now that you've taken it off. Blow into the end of the ink holder where there is a pocket of air. Instantly, more ink comes out of the other end. Smear this magical ink all over the place, (desks, whiteboard, keyboard, chairs (to sit on!) and other places) and have fun. This is not as "safe" to do as the other tricks because a teacher can walk up from behind and find the mess... all on YOUR hands! BE CAREFUL!