Tricks Against Bad Teachers

[Vasiliskos]

Well, I think we've all had 'em. They give out big assignments which are due at the end of the class period, and then they just distract you the whole time. If you want to bother them, or make them quit because the insults are so upsetting, try some of these tricks.

1. Knock things off of her desk when she is gone, or steal them.

2. When she is giving out instructions, make annoying noises. Example-
Teacher- Do this worksheet... and this one... and blah blah blah.
*After she finishes giving out the assignment instructions...
Kid- Uuuuuuhhhhh- hhhhuuuuuuhhhhh!
Teacher- Who did that?!
Kid- UUUUHHHHH- OOOHHH.
Teacher- Step outside to the hall! Right now!
Kid- NNNNNNUUUUUHHHHH- UUUUUUHHHH!

3. Put something rotten in her desk. (Rotten shrimp... xD)

4. Draw an ugly picture of her and let people put comments and insults AAAALLLLLLL OVER IT! Then put it on her desk or right on the chair, or simply somewhere that she will instantly find it.

Lori and I made these up. (But mostly m'self! Oh-ah-hoh ah- hoh!) My favorite is number four... it's guaranteed to make you laugh when the teacher reads it. Make sure to warp the tricks to fit your type of teacher, of course.

5. (NEW!!!) Get an ink pen, and take the cap off. See the part you write with that sticks out of the main part of the pen/ink tube? Pull it out. (This may be hard to do with your fingers, so try pulling it out with your teeth as an alternative to fingers.) You should now have three different parts. 1. The cap 2. The hallow "ink holder-holder"...? (Usually clear/transparent) 3. The actual ink holder with gooey ink inside!
Now, get the ink holder, and take the tip off. There should already be ink flowing/dripping out now that you've taken it off. Blow into the end of the ink holder where there is a pocket of air. Instantly, more ink comes out of the other end. Smear this magical ink all over the place, (desks, whiteboard, keyboard, chairs (to sit on!) and other places) and have fun. This is not as "safe" to do as the other tricks because a teacher can walk up from behind and find the mess... all on YOUR hands! BE CAREFUL!

[Lori]

You could also just backtalk.

Prank / Trick / Whatever --
Get a ziploc bag (or any bag that can be shut / closed easily). Fill the bag with dirty things, like dirt, grass, mud, spit, et cetera. Bring a spoon with you, and it's best to bring gloves too. Put the gloves on (if you have any), and in the classroom, take the spoon and splat the dirt all over the area. Do NOT get it on you, or it WILL fail. The only way you could get out of this, if she finds dirt on you, is if you have put the dirt on student desks and chairs. And she can notice it or you can act innocent, and ask other students, et cetera. Basically, it'd seem you accidently got it on you.

It's also best to do this when you're about to leave the classroom, because otherwise, she can suspect students in each period and what-not. Though this probably won't work, it could help.

Blah de blah. ):

CELL PHONE TRICK!
(Do this yourself or use a friend.)

1. Download or buy a song for your cell phone. It's best the song is loud, noisy, and not a song teachers tend to like.
2. Put your cell phone volume as high as it can go.
3. Make sure you only have to press a button one time to turn on the song, and again to turn it off.
4. Hide the cell phone under your desk, using the opposite arm to write. Act like you're looking at your desk / paper, and make sure the teacher's not looking at you.
5. When the teacher's distracted, turn on the cell phone. When she looks around, turn it off immediately and act normal. Or, look around like, "Huh? What was that?"
6. Keep doing this, until it gets boring, or the teacher's finally lost it. Or, keep going. If you like / don't care about being sent to the office, and such.

[Vasiliskos]

LOL, I can imagine a bad kid doing the first thing you suggested, but a little differently. He/she gets A JAR OF DIRT (or bag) and opens it. They then cram it all in a corner, but put paper over it to make it look like an average commoner paper mess. Later on, when the teacher comes to pick it up, there's a massive pile of stinky brown stuff to clean up in the corner!

[Lori]

........Commoner bead necklaces ARE SO FUN TO USE. Get scissors, those... bead-necklaces that you find in parties (Mardi Gras, for instance), and cut off the beads without spilling them. I'd put them in a bag... Then throw them.

[Vasiliskos]

ROLF, Lori. That's probably the easiest and safest trick against teachers on here. All the other ones are easy to get caught doing. But, I suppose large flinging arm motions should be made as little as possible so TEACHER'S PETS don't tell on you, being the annoyances that they are.